Simpsons writer Dan Greaney launches 2028 presidential bid

Dan Greaney, a longtime comedy writer for The Simpsons, has announced his candidacy for President of the United States in the 2028 election. Greaney, who describes himself as a progressive Republican, made the announcement in an Instagram video posted on Tuesday.

In the video, Greaney initially appeared in a robe and a grey wig, referring to himself as a self-proclaimed prophet. He stated that the United States was founded on the principle that all are created equal, but argued that figure has turned their backs on this ideal. He specifically named former President Donald Trump, Vice President J.D. Vance, billionaires, and what he called careerists and cowards in both major political parties. It's money, power, and security for them, but not for you, Greaney said. In America, the government is supposed to work for everyone.

He then lamented that he wished he could help but was not a lawyer, before adding that he was a self-proclaimed prophet who went to law school, graduated, and passed the bar exam. He then removed the costume to reveal a suit underneath and declared, Wait! I am a lawyer! Screw it, I can be a politician. I'm running for president. My platform: America for all.